Normally a boot ruins your look, but it was actually the nicer of the two shoes. #Fashion #CVS #LeopardPrintAndBoot
Fordham Law school graduation.
Insider tip: The gumballs at the Central Park petting zoo don’t taste very good at all. #Shouldn’tHaveHadThreeAtOnce
I went to a girl’s apartment who had Hooters towelettes instead of paper towels. #Royalty
The wording for this ad is terrible.
Dylan’s Candy Bar named a candy after my life story.
Williamsburg at its finest.
New Sketch I wrote - The Girl Who Never Paid For Anything. Please enjoy.
New sketch coming soon filmed at Longfords Ice Cream.
It’s funny that my roommate thought this would keep me from showering. I hope she was trying to make her clothes wetter.