Tuesday, July 22, 2014
  1. A new study says that New York City is America’s unhappiest city. New Yorker’s are gonna be thrilled to hear about this…

  2. Thursday, July 17, 2014
  3. FedEx has been charged with delivering illegal drugs to customers. Authorities caught on when they started offering overnight, ground, and “meet me in the parking lot” shipping.

  4. Wednesday, July 16, 2014
  5. The KKK are handing out candy to recruit people in South Carolina. That’s right, people in costumes are GIVING AWAY candy. If you thought the KKK was backwards before…

  6. Tuesday, July 15, 2014
  7. A woman in England has spent $30,000 to look like Kim Kardashian. She paid $5,000 for breast implants. The other $25,000 she just stuffed in the back of her pants.

  8. Monday, July 14, 2014
  9. Carmelo Anthony has reached a deal to remain unproductive with the NY Knicks.

  10. Friday, July 11, 2014
  11. A pregnant tarantula is on the loose in Park Slope. If you see it on the subway, please be a gentleman and offer her your seat.

  12. Wednesday, July 2, 2014
  13. Jewel is getting a divorce. No word yet if she will revert back to her maiden name, Jewel.

  14. Tuesday, April 29, 2014
  15. Craig Ferguson is retiring, making this the 3rd late-night hosting position this year that Carson Daly won’t be considered for.

  16. Sunday, April 27, 2014
  17. George Clooney is engaged. Obviously he was waiting until gray marriage is legal.

  18. Thursday, April 24, 2014
  19. A bus driver was busted after meeting with a drug dealer on route. “Great, now I’m gonna be late!” said another drug dealer riding the bus.