Monday, August 18, 2014
  1. Christina Aguilera named her new daughter Summer Rain, and she already has her own website, .

  2. Wednesday, August 13, 2014
  3. LeBron James is set to play the Miami Heat on Christmas Day. This is the NBA’s version of spending Christmas with your in-laws.

  4. Monday, August 11, 2014
  5. Paris Hilton has been making $347,000 per hour DJing in Ibiza. Which answers the question, exactly how much does it cost to get Paris Hilton to stop talking for an hour.

  6. Wednesday, July 30, 2014
  7. Girls star Allison Williams is going to play Peter Pan on NBC. I can’t wait for that iconic scene when she complains about how the Lost Boys won’t text her back.

  8. Monday, July 28, 2014
  9. Sarah Palin has launched her own 24-hour news channel. The channel is expected to attract the coveted 18-34 brain cell demographic. 

  10. Wednesday, July 23, 2014
  11. Michael Moore is a getting a divorce. His wife told him that her box office is closed.

  12. Michael Moore is getting a divorce. His wife is looking forward to seeing other people, while Moore says he is looking forward to seeing other people suffer and making a documentary about it.

  13. Michael Moore is getting divorced after 22 years. That story again, someone lived with Michael Moore for 22 years.

  14. Tuesday, July 22, 2014
  15. A new study says that New York City is America’s unhappiest city. New Yorkers are gonna be thrilled to hear about this…

  16. Thursday, July 17, 2014
  17. FedEx has been charged with delivering illegal drugs to customers. Authorities caught on when they started offering overnight, ground, and “meet me in the parking lot” shipping.