I made them call out my name 3 times before I claimed my sandwich at Au Bon Pain.
Williamsburg pigeons don’t fly, they ride.
If I learned one thing from my trip to the University of Michigan this weekend, it’s that they really encourage honking.
My food better be ready in 6 seconds or this not authentic.
That’s a lot of homicides.
Normally a boot ruins your look, but it was actually the nicer of the two shoes. #Fashion #CVS #LeopardPrintAndBoot
Fordham Law school graduation.
Insider tip: The gumballs at the Central Park petting zoo don’t taste very good at all. #Shouldn’tHaveHadThreeAtOnce
I went to a girl’s apartment who had Hooters towelettes instead of paper towels. #Royalty